I walk around without a collar.

texts-from-disney:

[Image: Merida from Brave.]
(301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

[Image: Merida from Brave.]

(301): Having a vagina does not stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

gaymerlag:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

amen

FUCK YOU I LOOK SEXY AS FUCK WITHOUT EXERCISE.

(Source: ohmaniitschan)

rdelizo:

lalalourdes:

LMAO

As my roommate would say - Aladdin: LIFE OF A NIGGA.

mtgthings:

“Mana flood game 1; mana screwed game 2, or vice and versa”

danndesigns:

“keep calm konami.” FINALLY on shirts!

Posters and iPhone cases still available here.

tastefullyoffensive:

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lgbtlaughs:

Even better flowchart: when it’s okay to say “gay”

texts-from-disney:

[Image: Mulan kicking Shang in the face.]

(773): You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy’s mouth last night. You would have been proud.

(Source: funtimezodiacfun)