amber to the rescue again! trans: @dooroham

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envynervine:

ticktocksheep:

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

this is really creepy omg

I like this. It’s about time someone made something to show exactly what butchering an artists posts is like.

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

tomthesequel:

id-thepuppy:

devonlovesdinosaurs:

for real tho tomthesequel makes the best cheeseburgers anywhere ever

ask him to make you french toast.

NO DONT

DO EET!!!!!! 
NO A BREAKFAST PLATTER!!!!

fruitsforwhat:

romancingthelookyloos:

a-sorta-fairytale:

Straight people are asked when they chose to be straight

Reactions? They literally all appear to suddenly realise their own ignorance. This is genuinely brilliant.

It amazes me how many people never ask themselves that question.

This needs to be an international broadcast

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

current mood: the bartender from durrara

devonlovesdinosaurs:

for real tho tomthesequel makes the best cheeseburgers anywhere ever

ask him to make you french toast.

overland-frost:

You’re much stronger than you think you are

I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.

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pumpkinlub:

AKB48 vs. NY

steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve:

imteamtegan:

discard-and-discover:

shortylikesquincest:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah I’m sure it’s the hot wings…

^ precisely

I’d smiled for hot wings tbqh…but I’d smiled harder if those ladies posed around me CAN I GET A HALLELUYER

toastedpopsicle:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

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nezua:

fascinasians:

Jackie Chan has the best story ever about Bruce Lee

Actually the best.

“i just wanted bruce lee to hold me as long as he can” aw, jackie chan. badass and sweetheart.

(Source: sifu-kisu)

giemma:

megaforce recap → mega mission

because i need something to do during this long ass hiatus

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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